I paid 💲300 to catch burnout

It was a perfect day on the water.

Blue sky. Calm waves. 💲300 less in my wallet. 😅

And I was determined not to leave empty-handed.

4 hours in, my reel screamed:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz—

“FISH ON!”I …read more

The day I realised I might be a sociopath

Here’s a photo of me from 10 years ago.

Okay, okay — jokes aside…

That year, I felt dangerous.

Not “lock your doors and call the cops” dangerous…

I’m talking slow-burn, dead-eyed, iced-over soul …read more

Adult Tantrum (Funny) 👇

I was at the Westfield carpark the other day when I saw this guy. 👇Mid-40s.Nicely dressed.Shiny European car.

Standing next to what appeared like a flat tire. 🛞

No big deal, right? 

A …read more

Let’s cut the “TikTok” pop spirituality bullsh*t for a sec…

You can chant.You can breathe.You can rub crystals into your eyes and sip cacao in a circle while someone fans smoke in your face calls it “medicine.”

But if you’re still …read more

“Uno Reverse” ⏪⏩ 

I need to tell you about Claire.

(Not her real name, but her story is 100% real.)

Claire was what you’d call a high performer.

Up at 5 am. 

Trained like an athlete.

Managed a …read more

January 9 belongs to you (not the Aussies)

Here in Australia, when December/January hits… something weird happens. 

The whole country slips into a collective trance.“Hey mate, you coming into the office tomorrow?”

“Nah… BBQ at Steve’s.”

“What about next week?”

“Beach with …read more